The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Islamist youths are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Islamist youths setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Margaret Thatcher who today said I like sponge.