The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists, all of them involving unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace.

In the glorious days of Some bloke in the pub, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists, but nowadays thanks to unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..