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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are binge drinking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps binge drinking was Boris Johnson who today said new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..


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