In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that insane Brussels bureaucrats have been selling heroin to the unions.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of insane Brussels bureaucrats without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against insane Brussels bureaucrats and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. Ian Dunkin-Donuts speaking in support of our campaign said "our prisons are like holiday camps.".

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