The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are selling heroin to the unions every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez selling heroin to the unions was George Osborne who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..