I’m not racist but surely allowing Islamist youths to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Islamist youths aren’t pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. David Cameron agrees with me, saying today, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.