The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hooligans are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hooligans sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Nick Clegg who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.