Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of praising Osama Bin Laden has been perpetrated by louts.

The Mail can reveal that louts are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Lala from the teletubbies said of the louts, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".