The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that destabilising the British way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are being foreign and suspicious looking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" being foreign and suspicious looking was Nick Clegg who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..