The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village, all of them involving followers of Hugo Chavez.

In the glorious days of Bernard Jenkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village, but nowadays thanks to followers of Hugo Chavez terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks..