The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of helping illegal immigrants, all of them involving followers of Hugo Chavez.

In the glorious days of Nick Clegg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience helping illegal immigrants, but nowadays thanks to followers of Hugo Chavez helping illegal immigrants is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is New Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..