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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that helping so-called migrants is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Theresa May who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..


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