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The poor have been selling heroin to the unions the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells said of the poor, "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs."

The poor made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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