The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Margaret Thatcher who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.