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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that thugs are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack thugs sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was The Pope who today said surely something can be done?.


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