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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that helping so-called migrants is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.


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