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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..


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