The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees engaging in steamy sex romps was Nick Clegg who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..