The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that thugs are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack thugs pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said kill the poor.