Angela Merkel has today said "our prisons are like holiday camps.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Angela Merkel’s comments come in a week that has seen unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace involved in plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life on an ever more frequent basis.

Angela Merkel’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.