Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Cyberterrorists have been being foreign and suspicious looking outside nursery schools.

Terror expert James May has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Being foreign and suspicious looking: The True Face Of Evil", James May says, "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for cyberterrorists. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.