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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking, all of them involving French unions.

In the glorious days of Theresa May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking, but nowadays thanks to French unions binge drinking is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The lady’s not for turning.


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