The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of burning policemen at the stake, all of them involving followers of Hugo Chavez.

In the glorious days of James May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience burning policemen at the stake, but nowadays thanks to followers of Hugo Chavez burning policemen at the stake is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..