A hardworking family has today said "Waterboarding is not torture".

Speaking at Alton Towers A hardworking family’s comments come in a week that has seen hoodies involved in pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals on an ever more frequent basis.

A hardworking family’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to hoodies it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Hoodies and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.