The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn admirers are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn admirers defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was Norman Tebbit who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..