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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that looting and pillaging supermarkets is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are burning policemen at the stake every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps burning policemen at the stake was some bloke in the pub who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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