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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that enviro-Mental-ists are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack enviro-Mental-ists smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was a homeowner who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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