The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Amanda Platell who today said the lady’s not for turning.