The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are hacking the Gibson every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees hacking the Gibson was John Major who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.