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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Conservative head office who today said kill the poor.


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