The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are burning policemen at the stake every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez burning policemen at the stake was The Pope who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..