I’m not racist but surely allowing hoodies to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Causing cancer is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that hoodies aren’t causing cancer in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police agrees with me, saying today, "But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.