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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young single mothers are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young single mothers terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Jeremy Clarkson who today said surely something can be done?.


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