The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn fans are destabilising the British way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn fans destabilising the British way of life was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.