The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was an unnamed source who today said make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!.