I’m not racist but surely allowing Eastern European terror gangs to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Eastern European terror gangs aren’t defacing statues in Trafalgar Square in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. The Queen agrees with me, saying today, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.