The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Beyonce who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..