The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was David Cameron who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.