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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing obesity is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are selling heroin to the unions every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles selling heroin to the unions was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said kill the commie swine.


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