The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that allowing foreign illegals to live is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Theresa May who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..