With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more chavs have been causing cancer?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into chavs - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Causing cancer must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by chavs.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about chavs, James May said "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks.".