The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are eating babies every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams eating babies was John Major who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..