Charlie Harvey

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I’m not racist but surely allowing the poor to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that the poor aren’t selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Conservative head office agrees with me, saying today, "Waterboarding is not torture".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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