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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that French unions are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack French unions injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Conservative head office who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..


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