The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that looting and pillaging supermarkets is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.