The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn fans are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn fans pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Lala from the teletubbies who today said surely something can be done?.