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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that helping illegal immigrants is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was The Pope who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..


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