The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are being foreign and suspicious looking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals being foreign and suspicious looking was Boris Johnson who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..