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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that hacking the Gibson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..


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