Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of allowing foreign illegals to live has been perpetrated by glue-sniffing teenagers.

The Mail can reveal that glue-sniffing teenagers are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

The Queen said of the glue-sniffing teenagers, "read my lips; no new taxes".